Felchin Like Two Stanky Pussies

Dear my cock,

I have a small confession. Forgive this pouring of my heart.

I cherish your ass, where we first met. The moment I clapped eyes on you, I knew you were going to be a thicc poon. Recently, I have began to regard you as much more than just a thicc poon.

My feelings for you intensified when I saw you flipin in the moonlight. I was further wowed by your tremendous jizzin skills.

You have ballz like rubbery zucchini and the most funky shaft I've ever seen. When I look at you, I just want to gut those rubbery zucchini ballz and slice that funky shaft.

You're so special with your fleshy ways. The way you handle your svelte daughter shows great avarice and envy.

I know that to you I'm just a steely muncher but I think we could be happy together, felchin like two stanky pussies.

Please, say you'll be mine my cock!

All my love
Dr Love