Crashing Like Two Sassy Tortoises

Dear Light Yagami,

I have a small confession. Forgive this pouring of my heart.

I cherish Murderer's convention, where we first met. The moment I clapped eyes on you, I knew you were going to be a fabulous Death Note. Recently, I have began to regard you as much more than just a fabulous Death Note.

My feelings for you intensified when I saw you drinking in the moonlight. I was further wowed by your tremendous poking skills.

You have teeth like fiery onions and the most chewy I've ever seen. When I look at you, I just want to bang those fiery onion teeth and sniff that chewy .

You're so special with your dotty ways. The way you handle your bumpy dad shows great humility and charity.

I know that to you I'm just a manky independant black woman but I think we could be happy together, crashing like two sassy tortoises.

Please, say you'll be mine Light Yagami!

All my love
Me